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Boy:At Last ! I Can't Hardly Wait !!!
Girl:Do You Want Me To Leave ?
Boy: No! Don't Even Think about it!!!
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course! Always .
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?!
Girl: Will You Kidd Me ?
Boy: Every chance I Get !
Girl :will you hit Me ?
Boy: Hell No !!! You Crazy ?!
Girl: Can I Trust You ?
Boy: Yes !!!
Girl: Darling !!!
Now Read This Backwards .
Can things go back to normal ?
Come on , we used me be good mates
What the fuck happened ?
Oh thats right . We dated .
The real problem doesn't start wen a boy starts looking at girl..... It begins wen girl turns back and gives a smile.....
If you were a banana i'd peel you, "grade 3 , if you were a booger id pick you"grade 4, hey there pretty lady looking mighty fine,"grade 5,6
, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause your an angel!, grade 7 ,hey wanna bang?" 8 and up
What goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets, u can have it in bed just u and me, it's not what you think, it's a cup of tea.
If I get 2M likes on this bitch, imma snap my GTA IV and Black Ops disks
Some teenagers need drugs, some need alcohol, some need sex.... but honestly all I need is a good nap!!!
Most girls sing, "Just gonna stand there & watch me burn" With Rihanna..
But me? No, I'm rapping with Eminem like a B E A S T !!
Mum: Let me check my mail!
Kid: But why?
Mum: Let me check my mail!
Kid: Okok, fine!
Mum: WOW! I have 20 e-mail and you won't let me check my mail
Kid: OMG *rolls eyes* *checks mail* WOW! I have over 8000 mail
Mum: O.O
F**k = a four letter word that starts with a f and ends with a k...what am I?
B***h = a five letter word that starts with a b and ends with a h... What am I?
S**t = a four letter word that starts with a s and ends with a t... What am I?
A*****e = a seven latter word that starts with a a and ends with an e... What am I?
ANSWERS:
1:Fork. 2:Beach. 3:Slut. 4:Achieve
If you got all of these wrong,
You are one bad mouthed kid...O.o
Imagine if you changed your facebook name to "No One."
No One liked your picture.
No One liked your status.
No One commented on your status.
No One commented on your picture.
No One wants to be your friend.
etc.
how the only way you can even get guys is because
you wear your shirt way too low.
your ass is hanging out of your shorts.
you cant see your face because its covered in makeup.
&&you go around throwing yourself at guys.
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One day a blonde wanted to get a haircut
she drove to the place and sat in the chair with her head phones on listening to something
the lady told the beautiful blonde to take the headphones off
but the blonde didnt
so the lady took the headphones off of the blonde
5 seconds later the blonde dropped down to the ground
the police came shortly
they didnt know why the beautiful blonde died
one of the officers listened to what the blonde was listening to b4
"breathe in ... breathe out ,.
ur friend breaks something at ur house**
good friend:OMG IM SOO SORRY ILL PAY FOR IT!!
best friend:hey i think it broke
:)

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Can things go back to normal ?
Come on , we used me be good mates
What the fuck happened ?
Oh thats right . We dated .

The real problem doesn't start wen a boy starts looking at girl..... It begins wen girl turns back and gives a smile.....

If you were a banana i'd peel you, "grade 3 , if you were a booger id pick you"grade 4, hey there pretty lady looking mighty fine,"grade 5,6
, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause your an angel!, grade 7 ,hey wanna bang?" 8 and up

What goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets, u can have it in bed just u and me, it's not what you think, it's a cup of tea.

If I get 2M likes on this bitch, imma snap my GTA IV and Black Ops disks

Some teenagers need drugs, some need alcohol, some need sex.... but honestly all I need is a good nap!!!

Most girls sing, "Just gonna stand there & watch me burn" With Rihanna..
But me? No, I'm rapping with Eminem like a B E A S T !!

Mum: Let me check my mail!
Kid: But why?
Mum: Let me check my mail!
Kid: Okok, fine!
Mum: WOW! I have 20 e-mail and you won't let me check my mail
Kid: OMG rolls eyes checks mail WOW! I have over 8000 mail
Mum: O.O

Imagine if you changed your facebook name to "No One."
No One liked your picture.
No One liked your status.
No One commented on your status.
No One commented on your picture.
No One wants to be your friend.
etc.

how the only way you can even get guys is because
you wear your shirt way too low.
your ass is hanging out of your shorts.
you cant see your face because its covered in makeup.
&&you go around throwing yourself at guys.

ur friend breaks something at ur house**
good friend:OMG IM SOO SORRY ILL PAY FOR IT!!
best friend:hey i think it broke
:)

Cinderella stayed up till midnight at parties, Sleeping Beauty got to sleep forever, Aladdin was a thief, Snow White lived with 7 men, and Goldilocks broke into a house and ate the bear's food.

And our parents wondered how "we turned bad"

Can you find the mistake?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Bet you didn't find it! Even if you don't think there's one, there is. Try...another method maybe? o_0

-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.

11 year old brother:whats wrong sis
10 year old sister:my boyfriend broke up with me
11 year old brother:hahaha

18 year old brother:what wrong sis
16 year old sister:my boyfriend broke up with me
(brother reaches for shotgun)
18 year old brother:ill be back soon

Tall Girl + Short Guy = Awkward
Tall Girl + Tall Guy = Cute
Short Girl + Tall Guy = Precious
Short Girl + Short Guy = AWWWWWWW[:

I'm the girl your ex will hate, your mother will love, and the girl you'll want to be with forever ♥

What goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets, u can have it in bed just u and me, it's not what you think, it's a cup of tea.

The real problem doesn't start wen a boy starts looking at girl..... It begins wen girl turns back and gives a smile.....

Girl at 5:00AM
Take shower
Get Dressed
Do hair
Put on makeup
And now it's 7:30 and time for school.

Guy at 7:00AM
HOLY CRAP!
Throws on clothes
combs half of hair
runs outside without backpack.

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father.
My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.

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Girl texts her boyfriend:
"I have to tell you something.. I cheated"
Boy texts back:
"Oh thank god.. I did too, with jenny.."
Girl:
"I meant with my exam you asshole!"

Imagine if you changed your facebook name to "No One."
No One liked your picture.
No One liked your status.
No One commented on your status.
No One commented on your picture.
No One wants to be your friend.
etc.